I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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