I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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