One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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