I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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