The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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