therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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