I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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