Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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