I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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