this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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