I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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