cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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