haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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