i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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