i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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Still dying that you shit outside
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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