So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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