Don't make out with my wife yet
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I look better un-naked...
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we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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