I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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