She said her name was "party"
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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