Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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