If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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