I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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