but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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