I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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