The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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