I think my vagina is haunted
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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