is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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