I wanna bring you to show and tell
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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