Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.