he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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