Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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