hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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