It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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