Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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