I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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