we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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