Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Dicks are not precious.
You've changed since you got that strap on
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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