So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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