when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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