Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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