in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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