One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
