I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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