Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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