that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She told me I should be a condom model.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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