i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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