just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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