She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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