There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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