So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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