it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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