when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
we made out on top of his cat.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
