I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It's shark week go big or go home
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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