I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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